May 2013
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
fffcuk:
*clears throat, taps microphone* boys *applause*
themoronsaface:
you are cordially invited to not
causticgambler:
nayariverax:
remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT
ticktocksheep:
“Hey, buy me this thing”
“lol ok”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me
vvorldwideweb:
*takes 30 selfies before deciding not to post one*
tyleroakley:
Walk up in the club like: